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Hilarious 200+ Plus Jokes
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After
reading this book, I would like to share some jokes with you all.
1st boy: “Which question will be
favourite to a dentist?”
2nd boy: “Fill in the blanks!”
Mala: “Where can you find success without
doing any work?”
Reid: “In a dictionary”
1st man: “How will you distinguish
a psychiatrist from the others?”
2nd man: “Simple: when an
attractive woman enters a restaurant, every one will gaze at her. But a psychiatrist will watch the
other’s feelings!”
A doctor who went on a ski trip, got lost in
the icy mountain. He wrote “Help” on the snow. Minutes later, a copter flew
past, but the pilot couldn’t read the doctor’s handwriting.
Doctor: “The cheque you have given me has
bounced back.”
Patient: “So did my stomach ache, too!”
Beggar: “Please help me gentle man; my both
eyes are blind.”
Passer by: “I’m auditor. Unless you produce a
medical certificate from the doctor, I can’t help you!”
Brina: “You know, my grandma one day prayed to
God Almighty to give her the skin like a teenager.”
Betty: “Has the God answered her prayer?”
Brina: “Of course. He did. The next day she
woke up with pimples!”
Gagan: “A dog bit my leg this morning.”
Mohit: “Did you put anything on it?”
Gagan: “No, he liked it plain.”
Inmate: “Never mind the dog. Just come in.”
Visitor: “Does he bite?”
Inmate: “That’s what I want to know!”
Both the men were school mates. One became
doctor and the other a dentist.
Together they set up a clinic, employing one
single nurse. After some months they both loved the nurse. Meanwhile, the
dentist had to go out of station for 10 days. Before leaving, he brought 10
apples for the nurse and left a letter for her that read:
“Meet you after 10 days. Meanwhile, take An
apple a day……….!”
