Washing Machine Call Me!

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Usually when the washing machine finish wash the cloth, it will sound “Beep..Beep..” as a signal.

When I came out from washroom, I asked for my sister whether the washing machine have been sound.

Me: Sis, did the washing machine call me?

Sister: Yes, it calls “J-Mei…J-Mei….”

Me: Then why you did not help me to answer it?

Sister: … …

Me: Next time if it call me and I was not around, ask it to call me again after 10 minutes :P

Kaya: Coconut Jam or Rich?

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In kitchen, my mum prepares the sandwich for tea-time.

Sister: Mum, I don’t want kaya (coconut jam).

(My sister did not want the sandwich with coconut jam)

Me: You want be poor?

Sister: ………

Kaya (in Malay) has 2 meanings which are rich and coconut jam.

Green & Red Bell Peppers

As I want to do Tortillas Pizza so I accompany my mum go to market. 

At market about 10 minutes, all the ingredients I had been success to find them except red bell peppers as it did not locate together with green bell peppers so I asked my mum for help.

Me: Mum, do you see red bell peppers?

Mum: You just buy some green bell peppers and wait for them to ripe then you will get your red bell peppers.

Me: …………….

When I want to pay for my vegetables, suddenly, I had found out those red bell peppers which locate near with the owner of the stall.

I am curious that why the owner did not put the green and red bell peppers besides with each other so that I will easily find them ٩(×̯×)۶

Buy 1 Tray of Egg Free 2 Eggs

Sunday

When my dad and mum went back from market, I went to car and help to carry some food. Suddenly, I had saw above of a tray of egg has 2 eggs which you can see the picture as below so I asked for my mum.

Me: Mum, why on the tray of egg have two extra eggs?

Mum: It’s freebies as I am regular customer for the stall.

Now, I just wonder that sometimes buying egg also can get freebies (^.^) 

Orange: Male or Female

At kitchen, I saw my dad was searching for something at refrigerator.

J-Mei: Papa, what are you find?

After that, my dad taken out an orange from fridge.

Dad: I just look for an orange with handsome look.

(My dad wants to take an orange with good skin)

J-Mei: ……………..

I wonder if orange has gender then what are the genders of oranges in my fridge ???

Shu: What's the Matter or Mango Tree?

At living room, my dad had been called for my mum for many times but my mother did not gave any response. Probably she was busy. Suddenly,

Mum: (Hakka) Ma Kai Shu?

 (My mum asks what the matter to my dad)

Dad: (Mandarin) Mang Guo Shu.

(My dad answer is mango tree)

Mum & I: ………..

Shu in Hakka means matter while in Chinese mean tree.

Return Back to 16 Years Olds

When my younger sister did not know how to do her Form 4 homework, she will ask for my help. If I also have no idea on how to answer the question, then

I will answer “Go to find 16 years olds J-Mei, she will know how to do it.”

Sister: …………………